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PhotoShit: FYYCDT3

FYYCDT3: Results

Well the races are over and it looks like Mike is the winner with his metal design.

Although Chucks sweet bird skull car looked flashy,

it could not overcome the simple efficiency of Mikes car. Congratulations to both racers for making some sweet cars from scratch, however there can only be one winner. Now that the third Fuck You, You Can't Do That is over, here are the next steps:

1) Mike issues Chuck a redemption challenge
2) I make a prize for Mike
3) Mike issues the next the challenge

Ill have the prize for you in a bit, hopefully I can do what I want. So fuck you too buddy. 

Rando 4: Rios TAKE 2

Rios don't be so hard on yourself it looks pretty extreme.

Rando 4: Mike Attempt 2

I don't know man. I think it looks good.


Rando 4: Rios

    Hey guess what is impossible, shit, and something i'm terrible at. Give up? Its woodcarving, its fucking wood carving. God damn this is so hard, why is it so hard, why cant I produce anything at all. Have you ever had a stupid idea, and you know its a terrible idea but do it anyway? If not, see below and youll see what I mean.

See that right there, that was a ladder, cuz you know like no holds barred ladder match. Just to get it to that point took longer than I want to admit, so whatever, you win rando.

Rando 4: Mike


So on Tuesday I went hiking with a knife, and decided I'd find a fallen branch and carve it. I remembered that "No Holds Barred" aside from an awesome expression was also the name of a movie starring Hulk Hogan. I had visions of carving a crude but effective Hulkster, or "Rip" as he's known in the film, out of wood.

But, I'm not good at anything. As we will see:


shaping begins

theres the hogan chin. that's basically where i shouldve stopped, and called it "abstract"

hideous elephant man face beginning

more gross

wood is structurally compromised. losing features.

left eye is lost. popeye mouth formed. fuck my life.

Yeah so the wood I grabbed was still wet inside and instead of a firm, rough cut from the knife, I got a crumbly feta cheese cut a lot of the time once I went in a little deeper. 

I was going to retry last night but I fell asleep on my couch listening to opie and anthony podcasts.

This is especially damming because Charlie made the best thing I've ever seen from a Rando challenge. fuck you charlie. 


April 22nd Convo:

but the wood kept crumbling
cuz it was wet inside
so i kept losing my features
so i gotta try tonight again

lol as if i could do features

i mean
"features" is a loose term
charlies will be amazing

Chris Rios
well yeah

Rando 4: Chuck

Theme: No Holds Barred
Medium: Wood-carving
Results: Shit

Originally I wanted to carve Bret the Hitman Hart's Sharpshooter but I don't know how I could think that was a realistic outcome. Instead, I carved up a table slam and a tiny wrestling ring. I feel the need to apologize after every post I make especially when they are cop-outs like this. So, sorry.

Whittling, I don't know how old guys in rocking chairs do it. I'll blame the theme because it was just too extreme for a first try. Also, holy shit, so much junk is made from carving down.