Archive for April 2015
Well the races are over and it looks like Mike is the winner with his metal design.
Rando 4: Mike Attempt 2
Rando 4: Rios
Hey guess what is impossible, shit, and something i'm terrible at. Give up? Its woodcarving, its fucking wood carving. God damn this is so hard, why is it so hard, why cant I produce anything at all. Have you ever had a stupid idea, and you know its a terrible idea but do it anyway? If not, see below and youll see what I mean.
Rando 4: Mike
HOLY FUCK CHARLIE. YOURS IS SO GOOD WTF
So on Tuesday I went hiking with a knife, and decided I'd find a fallen branch and carve it. I remembered that "No Holds Barred" aside from an awesome expression was also the name of a movie starring Hulk Hogan. I had visions of carving a crude but effective Hulkster, or "Rip" as he's known in the film, out of wood.
But, I'm not good at anything. As we will see:
Rando 4: Chuck
Theme: No Holds Barred
Originally I wanted to carve Bret the Hitman Hart's Sharpshooter but I don't know how I could think that was a realistic outcome. Instead, I carved up a table slam and a tiny wrestling ring. I feel the need to apologize after every post I make especially when they are cop-outs like this. So, sorry.
Whittling, I don't know how old guys in rocking chairs do it. I'll blame the theme because it was just too extreme for a first try. Also, holy shit, so much junk is made from carving down.